Burglary

[fuzzygruf]

At the barber today a newly-do'd dyke was telling Michael about someone breaking into her apartment and stealing most of her clothes.

Me: So... did you call the fashion police?

Comments

[thayleia.livejournal.com]

Is flannel really in that great of a demand?

[daltxfurry.livejournal.com]

and what was her response???

[joeguppy.livejournal.com]

ROFLMAO! Oh, you are SOOOO goin' to hell for that one.

[keanubear.livejournal.com]

Did you really say that?!?

[scorpiocub.livejournal.com]

Well played, o woofy one!

[hotelbearsf.livejournal.com]

I'm surprised they found any clothes at all. Think about what you would find in a dyke apartment:

1. A chain saw.
2. A tow rope.
3. A strap on penis. (ooooooooooooooooooooh).
4. A box of condoms for the strap on. (safe sex, you know).
5. Three back issues of Playboy.
6. Ten cans of Hunt's Manwich.
7. Four pairs of JC Penney Towncraft underwear.
8. Four pairs of Levi's
9. Two pairs of Overalls.
10. A brochure for a Ford F-150 truck.

So what's to steal?

[sfbearhoney.livejournal.com]

Don’t forget a turkey baster.

[hotelbearsf.livejournal.com]

Too Lily Tomlin 70's.

[dacubsf.livejournal.com]

I could so see you saying that to her. You know with the cold weather lately. I guess Flannel is big this christmas. Must have been a gay man. They didn't take the power tools