Gay genes

I haven't met a man with ALL of the gay genes. I'm missing all of the useful ones: I'm not a neat freak; I'm not a computer geek; I'm not a gym bunny. This list goes on, and I think I need to go back to gay refresher school.

I've listed some here and whether I have them or not. What are some other genes?

Neat freak (no)
Gym bunny (no)
Computer geek (no)
Sci-fi geek (no)
Comic book geek (no)
Fabulous cook (no)
Showtunes (yes)
Opera (no)
Midler (yes)
Streisand (no)
Cher (no)
Madonna (no)
Pull off drag in public (no)
Pull off pants in public (yes)
Able to quote fabulous movies (yes)
Witty repartee (sometimes)
Fashion-forward (no)
Well-groomed (no)
Perfect hair (no)
Good dancer (no)
Disco bunny (no)
Bathhouse buddy (no)
Wine connoisseur (no)
Fine dining connoisseur (no)
Green thumb (no)
Judgmental queen (yes)
Buy Perfect gift for perfect occasion (no)
Interior decorating (no)
Protest queen (yes)
Sew/knit (no)
Dated Leigh Chapman (no)

Give me some more (or provide better wording suggestions). Maybe I'll make a poll with checkboxes.