I love you, Miss Hannigan

[fuzzygruf]

Tomorrow I'll be busy trying to register at various orphanages - maybe far away, maybe real nearby. I'm not looking forward to all that paperwork! Scrubbing floors... little girls... lost dogs... oy. It's a hard knocks life.

Steve said that he'd adopt me, but I think he's just in it for the incest.

Comments

[beeftenderloin.livejournal.com]

The sun will come out tomorrow, Gary, bet your bottom dollar!

[fuzzygruf.livejournal.com]

I'm just in it for the dollar bottoms.

[excessor.livejournal.com]

Hey big spender! A whole dollar for a bottom? You must shop at the fancy stores.

[daved010.livejournal.com]

I volunteer to be the evil intern who touches your naughty bits at night.

[allanh.livejournal.com]

...so if you open up a random gift box and find a red afro wig and a red dress ... you'll know why.

[Dog not included.]

[redsquared.livejournal.com]

Don't change your name to Oliver and never ask for more porridge, or else you will have to sing for at least two hours.

[auntie-lukers.livejournal.com]

Paging Sarah Crewe; Miss Sarah Crewe, please pick up a white courtesy phone for a message

[thikstache.livejournal.com]

We can start calling you Christina and a nice woman named Joan will come after you!

Smooches and Hugs...been thinking about ya!

[pinkfish.livejournal.com]

So what if he is in it for the incest? Have you got a problem with that?

[bearfuz.livejournal.com]

If he starts singing "Little Girls": "...Everything around me is little," you are justified in decking him.