I had a very vivid dream last night of getting a new job as a waiter. I've always thought I'd be a great waiter, since I'm very quick, attentive, and flirty. In the dream, the job turned out to be a bit harder than I expected. Christina, the manager at the Starbucks near work, was my boss. I screwed up getting a side salad. I'm sure there's deep meaning in there somewhere...