fuzzygruf | Saturday Synopsis

Here's an abbreviated version of Saturday. At times I was an ass, so that's a separate private entry. Bad Gary!

Rhoda showed up around 11:10am. I ended up packing beer for her, a beach towel, and sunblock. The things I originally told her to bring: beer, beach towel, and sunblock. I'm really not bitter about it (no need to be), just amused.

We got to the church a bit after 11:30am. There was already a few guys "in line." We gave Betty our permission slips, then the bus showed up. We got a seat near the back. Sheriff Mike, and O. Steve sat behind us. I forgot that O. Steve and Rhoda hooked up before. The bus was filled almost to capacity. Men only. Woohoo!

We got to Guerneville just after 2pm. While others milled around, I spotted two lounge chairs together by the pool. They were the only ones left that were together, so I grabbed them. They were situated with lesbians on either side. Topless lesbians. Grrrr. I thought this would be men only. I had experienced mixed nudity during the Moonshine Tip at convention, so it wasn't new, just unexpected. Normally I shed clothes quickly. With mixed company, it took a few rum & diet cokes.

Some nun roped us into doing a body painting contest. Rhoda painted my back with "Your tongue here" with a downward arrow. I still think "I'm with flaccid" would have been funnier.

Note to self: Pool at Xen is not heated. Luckily it was hot weather, so the cold water was kinda refreshing.

Ended up drinking way too much. Blah. We found the bingo hall and played for a bit. We got bored and went to Rainbow Cattle Co. for a bit before catching the bus back to the City.