Sound off

[fuzzygruf]

If you stay at The Woods in Guerneville, don't ever stay in rooms 8a or 8b unless there's a group of you.

There is a single, non-soundproof adjoining door between the two rooms.

Our neighbors left on their radio last night, set to some rock station. It really sounded like it was coming from inside of our room. This was around midnight. We banged on their door. No one was there. We went to the office and rang the night bell over and over. No one answered. The radio mysteriously turned itself off at 1am, although we didn't hear anyone return to the room.

We got revenge this morning, although now I'm scared for my life. I woke up around 6am and heard the lesbians next door. They were complaining about Steve's snoring. One of them "knows" who is in this room. "I slept with her once, and those Sasquatch noises kept me up all night. There's no way I'm putting up with that all weekend." Oh dear.

Comments

[excessor.livejournal.com]

It sounds like you're all getting ready for a Sound-Off at the OK Corral. I hope you brought the right outfit.

Noises off

[fyellin.livejournal.com]

And these were the rooms that you were the first ever occupants?

Complain. Complain loudly. Future guests will be grateful.

[egbubba.livejournal.com]

There's a hawt Bear man in your room who looks like a Sasquatch? I'm so turned on right now!

Oh, wait. I guess that's not what she was saying. Still...Sasquatch...mmmmm...and the 6 Million Dollar Man...I'm picturing Sasquatch and a 1976 Lee Majors going at it...in hot man-on-Sasquatch bionic action...like in that episode of Venture Brothers...mmmmmmm...

[ozdachs.livejournal.com]

Is Sasquatch your new drag name?

[markosf.livejournal.com]

Wow, I didn't know Steve had a former life on the other side. His sexual reassignment doctor does good work!