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[fuzzygruf]

Nothing too newsy on Monday. Lunched at Welcome Home. Did some banking. Went to Starbears and saw no one we knew. What? Do people have jobs or something? Sheesh.

I think maybe I have a bruised rib. Probably from when I passed out. That might be the muscle spasm thing. I'm not too worried about it. I go for my medical exam tomorrow morning. Maybe that will be revealing.

Thursday I'm hosting a goodbye party for someone. He's friend with my ex, so Junior is supposedly attending. Seeing Junior always makes me feel stupid in that "what was I thinking??!!" kind of way. Injuring someone at a party is wrong. Or is it?

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[rampagebear.livejournal.com]

If it was an "accident" then it can't be too wrong.

[fuzzygruf.livejournal.com]

good point! "How that arsenic got into his drink, I'll never know!"

[rampagebear.livejournal.com]

Just remember to have a good alibi.

[ricksf.livejournal.com]

Is this how you're going to explain my husband's folding chair injury from this weekend? Our lawyer will want to know.....

[rampagebear.livejournal.com]

I plead the Fifth on the account that I might incriminate myself.

[fuzzygruf.livejournal.com]

OMG! We have some faulty folding chairs here, too. Care to be an accomplice? ;-)

[orange-groves.livejournal.com]

Hmm, is it injury if it's "accidental"?

[orange-groves.livejournal.com]

Or you could read Agatha Christie's "MURDER IN THREE ACTS". Someone "accidentally" gets a drink laced with nicotine.

[michaelnolan.livejournal.com]

I still love that coffee mug.

[excessor.livejournal.com]

Injuring someone at a party is wrong. Or is it?

It's not wrong if he deserves it. If he deserves it, we call that justice.

Don't get caught.

[castrowoof.livejournal.com]

Want me to come over with my engineer boots on and you can have him play "I get a KICK out of you" on the piano for old time's sake?

[fuzzygruf.livejournal.com]

Naw, really trying to avoid a scene. The ambulance will be bad enough.

[squalidbear.livejournal.com]

He might have a horrible "I tripped on this limited edition, extremely slippery and cleverly camouflaged Barbie Doll" accident... or you could put up some pictures around the apartment of him naked (I think I have some) and see how long it takes him to get the hint and leave.

[fuzzygruf.livejournal.com]

Do you really think he wouldn't spot the cleverly camouflaged Barbie Doll? We have Gaydar. He has Barbiedar.

He would only be flattered by seeing naked pictures of himself at my apartment.