Hush Puppy

double_ohsteven left yesterday to spend a birthday weekend in Phoenix with Fred-the-Equestrian. I worry that Fred's loose mother will give Steve cooties. Hopefully the TSA will confiscate said cooties at the security checkpoint upon his return.

Things are quiet at home. Good for studying, I suppose. I do get to turn off the lights to save on utility bills for a few days.

I dreamed of having a little puppy curled up in bed next to me.

Loose women

With Steve in the clutches of Fred-the-Equestrian's mother this weekend, I thought I'd share an excerpt from my history class:

Avoid girls who are too affectionate and demonstrative in their manner of talking and acting with you; who are inclined to admire your figure and breast development; who are inclined to be just a little too familiar in their actions toward you; who are inclined to be rather free and careless in the display of themselves in your presence; who press upon you too earnestly invitations to remain at their homes all night, and to occupy the same bed they do.

The rest of the article here

Who's been sleeping in MY bed?

I got home from work today and I see that the bed is not made. WTF??!?!

Oh yeah. Steve's in Phoenix. I guess I was the last one out of bed this morning. Whoopsie.