History Bears Repeating

Last night, my History instructor handed out a packet of materials to use to prepare for next week's midterm. Bozhe moi. There will be 47 multiple choice questions worth 1 point. The instructor admits that the questions are very tricky/difficult, and it's more about reading comprehension of the 500 or so pages we've read. There'll also a 50-point essay question. I HATE essay questions, but he actually gave us two of the questions ahead of time. There will also be three "identity" questions. I guess I'll see what that is during the test.

Of course, the next 6 days are for bears and IBR, starting with Wicked tonight. Maybe I can study for my test during intermission.

Onion Love

Some Valentine's Relationship Tips from The Onion:

♥ Fresh fruit, fine wine and seafood are all known to arouse the passions. Cover the bed with them one night.

♥ Communication is key to any relationship. Put down those binoculars, march right over there, and introduce yourself.

♥ Try buying your husband that watch he's always wanted, and then throwing it in the ocean to show that your love is more important than material things.

More tips at The Onion...