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Penis test
Feb. 3rd, 2006 11:39 amI went in for my "penis test" today. The medical student had to swab my dick & balls for several minutes with some "abrasive" pad. It felt more like suede. She didn't turn me on. Neither did her anal swab. She did have the gift of gab to keep me distracted the whole time.
Dr. Berry then checked out my dingle. (Dingle Berry, get it?) Now I just await the test results to see if there's cancer. I'm not worried. As far as my recent positive pap smear results, the doctor said he'd just do another pap smear and poke around when he sees me in May. I'm not fond of his "Don't you worry, let me do that," but no, I'm not worried. I just dislike the inconvenience!
After today's test, I asked if I need to abstain from sex at all. He said "No, not unless you're going to do some heavy duty ball play." I assume he means rugby. I said "Okay, thanks." I should have said, "Okay, thanks. Does Monday evening work for you?"
Dr. Berry then checked out my dingle. (Dingle Berry, get it?) Now I just await the test results to see if there's cancer. I'm not worried. As far as my recent positive pap smear results, the doctor said he'd just do another pap smear and poke around when he sees me in May. I'm not fond of his "Don't you worry, let me do that," but no, I'm not worried. I just dislike the inconvenience!
After today's test, I asked if I need to abstain from sex at all. He said "No, not unless you're going to do some heavy duty ball play." I assume he means rugby. I said "Okay, thanks." I should have said, "Okay, thanks. Does Monday evening work for you?"
