Confidential to Excessor...

[fuzzygruf]

Hey Skinny Friend,

I know that there are some blonde roots deep down inside there somewhere, but please, please, PLEASE ignore those people who told you that going to Phoenix, New Orleans, and Palm Springs during JULY will make you even more of a "hottie."

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[excessor.livejournal.com]

The travel agent tried to get me to go to Death Valley but I said enough was enough. Besides, who wants to go to Utah?

Quick, fare sale from San Jose!

[fuzzygruf.livejournal.com]

I just saw that Southwest Airlines has a sale on fares from San Jose International to Hell. One-way tickets start at $59. Roundtrips currently unavailable.

Your "bacon" comment got me thinking about that damned "Beggin' Strips" commercial. I can just see the dog whining "I smell bacon!" with the camera then pointing to you sizzling by the pool.

Re: Quick, fare sale from San Jose!

[redbackfur.livejournal.com]

I prefer flying Southwest OAK to Ontario and renting a car to drive the last 59 miles. I may have to go in AUGUST..to an HOA meeting. Still deciding. Gad...hot...argh.

Re: Quick, fare sale from San Jose!

[excessor.livejournal.com]

That's what I normally do. It's convenient to fly into PS itself but more expensive.

Re: Quick, fare sale from San Jose!

[excessor.livejournal.com]

You can smell the sizzle!