Most pleasant unsubscribe process

I won't be checking emails once I leave for the cruise, so I've been unsubscribing from some email lists, including Groupon.

Once you unsubscribe from Groupon, a "webcam" shows a worker in a cubicle. "This is Derrick who thought you'd like the emails. Would you like to punish Derrick?"

If you push the button, another worker comes over and starts yelling at Derrick and then throws water on him. (It then gives you a chance to resubscribe.)

My work just sent me this important bulletin

They didn't even mention which restaurant!