Little Blue Health Care Solution

I've figured out that Pfizer holds the solution to the health care debate. They just need to use their bribe lobby money to buy off lawmakers to include Viagra as a covered prescription in the public option. It's currently not covered by most insurance plans. The old white men in charge of making decisions won't be able to help themselves.

Signature gathering...

NO SPECIAL RIGHTS FOR GAYS!

Make them pay for marriage
certificates just like
everybody else!