Dreamy

Taking Ambien, Vicodin, and Cheratussin with codeine before bed provides for some interesting dreams.

Two nights in a row, I've dreamed about my stepmother. B.

Last night I dreamed of cooking a dog. It was filleted and seasoned properly, but it still managed to get up and walk away. Ditto with the lamb.

I dreamed of finding lots of Viagra.

I only had two choking spells and one pillow-smothering episode.

This morning I'm off to school to take an Algebra test. Good lord.

Wet test

I think my fever peaked during the first 10 minutes of Algebra class this morning. My t-shirt was completely soaked. The teacher lectured for about 90 minutes, then we had our first exam. It was only twenty questions. It seemed pretty easy. Sick or not, I was the first one done in about 20 minutes.

If I'm still sick in the morning, I'll skip class.

Carrols Club Burger

I can't find this online. I'm resorting to my Central New York 6th grade memory. A little help?

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First you take the buns and you toast them light.
Then you take two burgers, cooked just right.
You add special lettuce and the secret sauce,
The onions and the pickles and the ketchup, of course.
Then you take the cheese and you melt it right.
The Carrols taste of pure delight.
The Carrols club burger--it's love at first bite.