Update on sexual jihadists

It turns out that there may be some truth to Pat Boone's statement about the Gays being just like the Mumbai terrrorists.

Investigations continue at upscale hotels in L.A. and Manhattan where unidentified gay terrorists have been leaving fabulously-scented bath bombs in guest suites. More to come.

Close, close, open, open?

When I went to the ATM yesterday to withdraw my $80, I saw that All American Boy has cleared out. Sign removed, everything. A few days ago, Sumi on 18th closed.

We did notice that Cafe Mistake finally opened where Welcome Home used to be. The menu looks okay. They had some stuff under $10. We'll check it out soon.

Has anyone heard any more about Toad Hall? It would be smart to open while Milk is still playing, right? Natali is such a doofus for keeping things closed.

Niederauer must die a painful death

I really hate cat'licks. I have no respect for anyone who follows that crap.

From today's B.A.R.: Newsom: 1, Niederauer: -666.