I know that proximity to me is important, but...

I was a bit suprised when the duplex across the street listed for $2 million last year. It still hasn't sold, even though the price has been reduced to $1.7 million. (Owned by an Asian lesbian.)

There's a house down the street that originally listed for $2 million. The price has been dropped to $1.5 million. (Owned by a butch daddy with pitbulls.)

The house two doors down from me just went on the market this week. It's a 3-BR 3.5 bath single-family home listed at $2.6 million. (Owned by a gay Asian couple.)

$2.6 million? Just to be near me? What a joke.


EDIT: Actually, it's not so bad. I just did the mortgage calculator, and the payments would only be $17,642.35 per month.

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Seen on car in front of Starbears:

"If Christ died for my paltry sins, I think he overreacted."