That aerosol

Thanks to all of you who provided suggestions for that friends-only post the other day about that aerosol "whooshing." Curiosity got to me, and I had to contact the gentleman. Turned out to be some super toxic stuff: a can of Cheese Whiz. I'm just lucky that he didn't have a heart attack right then and there. I was on a tight schedule, so I'm glad I didn't have to bother with calling 911. But would I have bothered to call?

The most disturbing part happened later at Starbears. glovercom came up behind me and made whooshing noises. *shudder*